Some more

I rang the local gym and asked if they could teach me to do the splits
" how flexible are you?" " I can't make Tuesdays


I went to buy a watch and the man in the shop said "analouge" no just a watch I said


So I met the bloke who invented crosswords today, can't remember his name P something T something R something I think

I rang up my local building firm" I want a skip outside my house " the man said "well I'm not stopping you"