10-04-2016, 10:59 AM
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Some funnies
A man joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence, but every seven years he's allowed to say two words, seven years pass and the elders summon him to say his two words," cold floors" he says then leaves, another seven years pass and again the man stands before the elders to speak " poor food" he says, and returns to his duties. Seven more years sees the man once more in the presence of the elders, "I quit" says the man, " I'm not surprised" says one of the elders " you've done nothing but complain since you got here".A man sitting at a bar is approached by a prostitute who says " its your lucky night I have a special offer on , I will do anything you want for £300
but you must tell me in no more than three words",
The man opens his wallet and counts out the money, "paint my house"
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