02-04-2016, 09:50 PM
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Male seeks Female for fun relationship.
Male, dark hair, green eyes seeks double-jointed, open minded supermodel with own brewery and cigarette manufacturing company(Lambert Butler preferred)Access to free concert tickets is a plus as is an open minded twin-sister.
A/S/L, BD, BB, BDSM, CDL, CU, CPL, DOM, DF, DDF. FG, JH, LIH, MDA, MM, JK, KLM, LHD, PMSL, BMW, SWMBO, MGB, JCB. LED, LCD
02-04-2016, 09:56 PM
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Re: Male seeks Female for fun relationship.
Originally Posted by fender
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My wife will call you shortly........
Didn't you notice my number on your dial list? She used your phone.
Can you tell I'm bored
02-04-2016, 10:14 PM
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Re: Male seeks Female for fun relationship.
Mature pig, cross-eyed, chin hair, loud, vulgar, saggy, high cholesterol and high maintenance seeks older man to fulfil idle lifestyle ..preferably a cigarette factory owner, Rothman's super king menthol ideal. Perks: Good guard dog ..tames and trains neighbours, binmen, postmen, cold callers and deliverymen.
Carnal relations: To order only. Pre-booked No COD. Night-time only except for solar eclipses.
On application: Please provide your 3 latest three bank statements plus proof of pensionable age & solicitors contact details to arrange Power of Attorney.
I'm bored too
02-04-2016, 10:20 PM
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Re: Male seeks Female for fun relationship.
Originally Posted by Morticia
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Mature pig, cross-eyed, chin hair, loud, vulgar, saggy, high cholesterol and high maintenance seeks older man to fulfil idle lifestyle ..preferably a cigarette factory owner, Rothman's super king menthol ideal. Perks: Good guard dog ..tames and trains neighbours, binmen, postmen, cold callers and deliverymen.
Carnal relations: To order only. Pre-booked No COD. Night-time only except for solar eclipses.
On application: Please provide your 3 latest three bank statements plus proof of pensionable age & solicitors contact details to arrange Power of Attorney.
I'm bored too
I'll have everything you need by Monday
03-04-2016, 01:10 AM
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Re: Male seeks Female for fun relationship.
Originally Posted by Tpin
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Male, dark hair, green eyes seeks double-jointed, open minded supermodel with own brewery and cigarette manufacturing company(Lambert Butler preferred)Access to free concert tickets is a plus as is an open minded twin-sister.
A/S/L, BD, BB, BDSM, CDL, CU, CPL, DOM, DF, DDF. FG, JH, LIH, MDA, MM, JK, KLM, LHD, PMSL, BMW, SWMBO, MGB, JCB. LED, LCD
I can understand why you want a woman with her own brewery, and even at a push a cigarette manufacturing company as well.
BUT.
Why does the lady need to be double jointed?
And why does she hopefully best have an open minded twin sister?
Me no understand.
Please explain yourself!
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