24-03-2016, 03:29 PM
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Re: New species
Now they are flexible, and cast their nets around, poor tpin has fled to foreign climes to escape their attentions. Like all magpies they just want to get their clammy trotters on our shiny things and my beer cave. But i view it as a kind of care in the community stops them gallivanting about like a herd of heffalumps trampling the vegetation.
25-03-2016, 12:14 AM
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Re: New species
Originally Posted by Nom
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Now they are flexible, and cast their nets around, poor tpin has fled to foreign climes to escape their attentions. Like all magpies they just want to get their clammy trotters on our shiny things and my beer cave. But i view it as a kind of care in the community stops them gallivanting about like a herd of heffalumps trampling the vegetation.
That's right Nom, think of us as your 'care in the community' nurses. I am pleased that you have resigned yourself to our presence now, as it makes our job so much harder when you resist.
However, it is rather unfortunate that you still have distrustful moments though. You seem to think we are only after your shiny things and your beer, but that is not entirely true. We are also after your body, (well I am anyway), all in good time.
I will ignore the comparison to 'heffalumps', that was most unkind. I am sure you will feel the need to apologise on our next visit, especially as we intend to give you a nice bath. . . .
Don't forget to put the immersion heater on for your bath tomorrow. Goodnight my sweet, pleasant dreams. . .
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