Our Dog Cyril

IN RESPONSE TO ALL THE RECENT E-MAILS ABOUT
OUR DOG -CYRIL - PLEASE BE ADVISED, WE ARE SICK
AND TIRED OF ANSWERING QUESTIONS ABOUT HIM.

YES, HE DID BITE SIX PEOPLE WEARING 'VOTE CORBYN'
T-SHIRTS, FOUR PEOPLE WEARING 'TORY' T-SHIRTS,
TWO CAR DRIVERS WITH RAP MUSIC BLARING FROM
THEIR VEHICLES, FOUR JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES, TWO
MORMONS, NINE TEENAGERS WITH JEANS HANGING
PAST THEIR BUM CRACKS, THREE FLAG-BURNERS,
TWO PAKISTANI TAXI DRIVERS, AND TWO FOUL MOUTHED SCOUSERS!


FOR THE LAST TIME. . .THE DOG IS NOT FOR SALE!

NO, I DO NOT APPROVE OF HIS SMOKING, BUT HE
SAYS IT HELPS GET THE "BAD TASTE" OUT OF HIS
MOUTH.


PS
Do you have anything to say about YOUR dog then?

PS Sorry.
I couldn't get the Dog to upload.