28-02-2016, 11:37 PM
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Silly one liners
What's the difference between a kangaroo & a kangaroot?One is a kangaroo & the other is a Geordie stuck in a lift.
A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage,
"no thanks, I'm travelling light."
Personal ads:- 'Alcoholic man seeks similar woman for a drink or two, maybe more'.
I've just deleted all the German names off of my phone,
now it's Hans free.
Breaking news:- Chris Eubanks has just written a book about ethics,
if it's a success his next one will be about Kent.
I was trying to play FIFA on the computer,
but it wouldn't load, & just kept saying, "Fifa is corrupt, Fifa is corrupt" !!
BREAKING: Swiss Police confirm that, when arrested,
all seven FIFA officials threw themselves on the ground and pretended to be injured.
Our neighbourhood has a tiny ghost that helps out during hard times,
it's good to have a little community spirit.
Last night I bought an alcoholic ginger beer,
he wasn't happy about it.
I tried to start up a chicken dating agency but failed,
it was a struggle to make hens meet.
Someone's having a BBQ 1760 yards away,
you can smell it a mile off.
My cockney mate is doing really well in the over-sized trouser business,
he's making huge strides.
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