Re: If I'd only said "no" to that last drink.
How many pints would you have to drink to be that wide eyed and legless?
I had too much to drink one Christmas Eve when I was seventeen, the office closed at lunch time for Christmas and we went to the West Gate Hotel in Newport to celebrate.
I had about eight shorts and my friend had the same, I walked out from there with clarity, she was carried out by four men, they each held a limb. Oh, for a mobile 'phone with a camera.
When I got home I still felt fine but tired, didn't want any tea and went for a lie down. When my head hit the pillow the room started spinning and wouldn't stop and I felt sick, I went to sleep for a couple of hours and when I woke up I felt rough.
I can remember saying to my mother and gran, if this is drinking they can stick it. I hardly ever touched it after that and then only one or two.