Complete and Utter Nonsense

This thread is just for things daft and silly, no smut, arguing or swearing.
Just one of those meandering threads that lead from here to there and wherever you like.
I'll start it off by wondering, "Why do some ducks have orange feet?"

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Paddling in the orange sauce?

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Why do some ducks have orange feet?"

I blame it on Walt Disney .... When he drew Daffy Duck he picked up an orange crayon by mistake !!!

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I was wondering if it was so they could check they were still there. You know when they put their heads under water, we think they're finding tasty morsels, well, if the water's murky the orange colour shows up better. Paddling in orange sauce could help or Disney could have created an icon that ducks like to emulate, good thinking folk!
I have a sneaky suspicion about ducks!
I think they knit in secret! What could they be knitting?

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They are knitting Balaclavas, have you not heard of

A robber ducky.

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Sneaky things! If they're knitting ones to match their feet they might have trouble lurking in the shadows!

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luckily ducks have an uncanny sense of colour co ordinating and have stumbled upon 100 balls of wool from a charity shop in the colour shadow.
They have knitting from the quack of dawn

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Glad to hear they don't waste their ill gotten gains on expensive wool!
I'm a bit concerned it might getting soggy when they look at their feet though.
Perhaps they should invest in diving helmets or swimming caps?

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What! TessA.
No smut, arguing or swearing in your thread.
Good luck with that one!

Of course I don't indulge in any of that, but some do.
You know who you are!

At the moment though, I am spending ages trying to sort out a week or two holiday, either in this country or abroad.
Trying to decide is doing my head in!

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But what about these dastardly ducks BC?
They're planning a big heist by the sound of it!!!