Join for free
Page 1 of 3 1 2 3 >
galty's Avatar
galty
Chatterbox
galty is offline
rainham essex
Joined: Aug 2009
Posts: 6,080
galty is male  galty has posted at least 25 times and has been a member for 3 months or more 
 
21-02-2016, 07:21 PM
1

We are all getting old

But are we getting dangerous????


An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle.
She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her lungs, “I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!”. The four men didn't wait for a second threat. They got out and ran like mad.
The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into the driver’s seat. She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition.
She tried and tried, and then she realized why. It was for the same reason she had wondered why there was a football, a Frisbee and two 12-packs of beer in the front seat. A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces farther down.
She loaded her bags into the car and drove to the police station to report her mistake.
The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't stop laughing. He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white, less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a large handgun.
No charges were filed.
The moral of the story?
If you’re going to have a senior moment… make it memorable heart emoticon
Patsy
Chatterbox
Patsy is offline
UK
Joined: Dec 2012
Posts: 31,549
Patsy is female  Patsy has posted at least 25 times and has been a member for 3 months or more 
 
21-02-2016, 07:24 PM
2

Re: We are all getting old

That's the laugh of the day for me - priceless gem
Indigo
Senior Member
Indigo is offline
UK
Joined: May 2014
Posts: 404
Indigo is female  Indigo has posted at least 25 times and has been a member for 3 months or more 
 
21-02-2016, 07:30 PM
3

Re: We are all getting old

Originally Posted by Patsy ->
That's the laugh of the day for me - priceless gem
Same!

Mags's Avatar
Mags
Supervisor
Mags is offline
South West UK
Joined: Aug 2009
Posts: 47,931
Mags is female  Mags has posted at least 25 times and has been a member for 3 months or more 
 
21-02-2016, 07:30 PM
4

Re: We are all getting old

What a great story .... I have a vision of this little old lady being all brave and waving her gun around!
venus's Avatar
venus
Senior Member
venus is offline
Cheshire UK
Joined: Jun 2014
Posts: 702
venus is female  venus has posted at least 25 times and has been a member for 3 months or more 
 
21-02-2016, 08:04 PM
5

Re: We are all getting old

Love this one
Linden Tree's Avatar
Linden Tree
Senior Member
Linden Tree is offline
Derbyshire, UK
Joined: May 2014
Posts: 2,007
Linden Tree is female  Linden Tree has posted at least 25 times and has been a member for 3 months or more 
 
21-02-2016, 08:30 PM
6

Re: We are all getting old

Great funny story.
Tpin's Avatar
Tpin
Chatterbox
Tpin is offline
UK
Joined: Jan 2016
Posts: 16,130
Tpin is male  Tpin has posted at least 25 times and has been a member for 3 months or more 
 
21-02-2016, 08:38 PM
7

Re: We are all getting old

Reminds me of grandma in Any Which Way but Lose.

Get off my goddamn porch.

I bet the look of terror and disbelief was priceless, no bragging rights for them.
Pesta's Avatar
Pesta
Chatterbox
Pesta is offline
North of the South UK
Joined: Jan 2016
Posts: 6,337
Pesta is female  Pesta has posted at least 25 times and has been a member for 3 months or more 
 
21-02-2016, 08:41 PM
8

Re: We are all getting old

Love that!

Gosh, she had a handgun...things must be bad to take that shopping with you
Alan Cooke's Avatar
Alan Cooke
Chatterbox
Alan Cooke is offline
Northamptonshire, UK
Joined: Mar 2012
Posts: 8,922
Alan Cooke is male  Alan Cooke has posted at least 25 times and has been a member for 3 months or more 
 
22-02-2016, 06:15 AM
9

Re: We are all getting old

Great story.
Suzuki Sue's Avatar
Suzuki Sue
Chatterbox
Suzuki Sue is offline
West Yorkshire
Joined: Feb 2013
Posts: 6,955
Suzuki Sue is female  Suzuki Sue has posted at least 25 times and has been a member for 3 months or more 
 
22-02-2016, 07:45 AM
10

Re: We are all getting old

That was so funny
 
Page 1 of 3 1 2 3 >



© Copyright 2009, Over50sForum   Contact Us | Over 50s Forum! | Archive | Privacy Statement | Terms of Use | Top

Powered by vBulletin Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.