Short Sweet and sometime True

I dialled a number and got the following recording:
"I am not available right now, but
thank you for caring enough to call.
I am making some changes in my life.
Please leave a message after the
Beep. If I do not return your call,
You are one of the changes."

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( I LOVE THIS ONE! )
My wife and I had words,
But I didn't get to use mine.

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Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.

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The irony of life is that, by the time
You're old enough to know your way around,
you're not going anywhere.

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God made man before woman so as to give him time
to think of an answer for her first question.

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I was always taught to respect my elders,
But it keeps getting harder to find one.

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A woman asks a man who is travelling with six children,
"Are all these kids yours?"
The man replies, "No, I work in a condom factory
and these are customer complaints".

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Nominated as the best short joke this year...

A three-year-old boy was examining his testicles
while taking a bath.
"Mom" he asked, "are these my brains?"
"Not yet," she replied...

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Very good deylon. Nice to have a bit of cheeriness again.

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I like those.

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