Perfection Personified
Why cant everyone be like me
I'm knowledgeable and fancy free
I know what is right I know what is wrong
I'm clever, I'm bright and I'm strong,
I am very efficient
I am always on the ball
No-one has beat me
Well, as far as I can recall.
My dress sence is impeccabley neat
My shoe,s always shine up a treat
As for manners and taste I'm quite alone
Both outside and inside the home
When it comes to taking a lady out
She' treated like royalty there is no doubt
Her wishes will always be my Command
As I lead her gentley by the hand
I find others less capable than me
When living their life they're all at sea
And when they moan about their living
I find that I am always forgiving
Yet things are not always as it seems
Why can't my life be more like my Dreams.