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Reason for oil shortage

A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country. Well, there's a very simple answer. Nobody bothered to check the oil. We just didn't know we were getting low. The reason for that is purely geographical. Our oil is located in The North Sea our dipsticks are located in Westminster !!!
Any Questions ??? No? I didn't think so!!


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Re: Reason for oil shortage

Haha
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14-05-2010, 08:08 AM
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Nice one Paul, but I thought the diggest dipstick had left.
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Re: Reason for oil shortage

Brilliant!
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Lol!!
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I do appreciate good wit-very good
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Thats Brilliant
 

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