More fun

An old woman runs up and down the street opening her coat and shouting " super sex", she runs up to an old man in a wheelchair ,opens her coat and shouts " super sex" , the old man looks at her saggy body and says " I think I'll have the soup""!

Two nuns out in their car when suddenly the devil jumps on their bonnet
"quick " says one nun " show him your cross", the other nun winds her window down and shouts " get off my bonnet you f#####g horned b#####d 😇