28-01-2016, 07:48 PM
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Parrots
A woman sees her priest after church and says " father I have these two female parrots who can only say one thing and it's rather embarrassing"" and what do they say " asks the priest, the woman replies, "they say ,hi we are prostitutes wanna have some fun?"
"I see " says the priest " well I have two male parrots that I have taught to read the bible and say prayers , if you bring your parrots round and I can put them in the cage with my parrots and they will have them reading the bible and preying with them in no time at all ",
The woman thinks this is a good idea and agrees, so the next day she brings her two birds around to the priests house and he places them in the cage with the two male parrots, sure enough the female parrots say "hi were prostitutes, wanna have some fun?"
One male parrot turns to the other and says " put the bible away our prayers have finally been answered"
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