False "Rescue"

Did anyone hear on the news about the rescue operation off the coast in Newquay, Cornwall?
Apparently two life boats and a helicopter turned out after a fisherman reported seeing what he thought was a body floating face down in the sea.

90 minutes later, the search was called off when a blow up sex doll was pulled from the water!

£20,000 that rescue cost. The Maritime and Coastguard Agency said: "We never put a price on human life. Calling 999 is these cases is always the right thing to do."

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Yes, it was fully clothed too! Not wearing pjs either!

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how embarrassing for the fisherman , still the lifeboats could look upon it as a training exercise

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You think he's embarrassed?

I've got to go and explain how it got there.

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@ Terry, so that's where you have been all day

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He'll have to send off for a new one now.

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You stalking me, gal?
I just took her for a pleasant walk.
Unfortunately we got a bit frisky and I gave her a Lovebite.
She made a farting type noise, did a 360 above my head and then flew out to sea.