Fastest Dad

Three lads arguing about whose Dad is the fastest.

First lad says, my Dad can fire an arrow, run after it and catch it before it hits the target.

Second lad says, thats nowt, my Dad can fire a gun, run after the bullet and catch it between his teeth before it hits the target.

Third little lad says, your Dads are slow compared to mine. Both the other lads say go on then prove it.
So he says, my Dad works for Liverpool council, starts work at 7am finishes at 5:30pm and is in the house by 2:00pm.

Re: Fastest Dad

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What?