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24-12-2015, 10:59 PM
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I had a titter

Just had a titter to myself just now.

Peter Kay on telly said -

" A woman went to the Doctors with a lump of lettuce sticking out the top of her knickers."

"What's that for?" Asked the doctor.

"Ah, that's just the tip of the iceberg," she replied.

(Well it amused me anyway).


He also said -

A husband said to his wife, "Why don't you ever tell me when you orgasm?"

His wife replied - "I don't like to ring you at work!"
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24-12-2015, 11:11 PM
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Re: I had a titter

Originally Posted by Mups ->
He also said -

A husband said to his wife, "Why don't you ever tell me when you orgasm?"

His wife replied - "I don't like to ring you at work!"
Ha!!
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I don't get the first one...
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24-12-2015, 11:19 PM
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Re: I had a titter

Originally Posted by TessA ->
I don't get the first one...

Iceberg lettuce. Lettuce protruding from knickers. Tip of the Iceberg . . . . . . Still not got it? ....... No?
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24-12-2015, 11:25 PM
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I was watching Peter Kay too Mups he had me in stitches....such a funny guy.
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24-12-2015, 11:29 PM
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Re: I had a titter

Originally Posted by Mups ->
Just had a titter to myself just now.

Peter Kay on telly said -

" A woman went to the Doctors with a lump of lettuce sticking out the top of her knickers."

"What's that for?" Asked the doctor.

"Ah, that's just the tip of the iceberg," she replied.

(Well it amused me anyway).


He also said -

A husband said to his wife, "Why don't you ever tell me when you orgasm?"

His wife replied - "I don't like to ring you at work!"
The iceberg joke made me laugh too! He's brilliantly funny!
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24-12-2015, 11:43 PM
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Re: I had a titter

Peter Kay's my favourite comedian
 

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