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And the Brown Bomber takes the lead, . . with Lilly Lib close behind, . . followed by Smarmy Cameron.

I shall explain, . . the election has been announced, . . . in case you've been on another planet folks.

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Why don't you start a Poll Nero? Should be interesting to see if OFFers predict the winning party

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Think you will find that nice bloke with the Jock name is well in front.

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So a General Elec - - - - - - - Erection has been called.
So called because we will be choosing who will be screwing the country for the next few years.

Note this site needs a crossing out function.

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For the next month we will be having lies followed by more lies followed by promises that no-one will keep.
Who do you vote far!!!!!Mmmmmm, I wish 'Non of the above' was standing.
Vote for 'Man of Granite- thick as stone and as stupid.
Plastic man- flexible but iffy stuff to use
Liberator man-seen but nothing solid.
Green man- looking more likeable and as honest as a politician can be.

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Why all the farce asking the queen to dissolve parliament? Is she ever likely to say no?

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So what's new ? . . . . . . same sh!t different month.

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Yeah, . . .and flown in by heli, . . . I thought she had a fleet of cars.

While on the subject, . . . . wonder how much it costs us the heat that house of hers, . . . . does she pay council tax ? . . . . .

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Lol you lot trying to start a riot/anarchy?

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Is she ever likely to say no?

That was most regretable one was obliged to say `yes` and Philip was so hopeful. One`s children can be such a let down.