01-12-2015, 12:52 AM
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Steve, help me !
This has been a very strange morning. As usual I got up bright and early for work. Did my excercises and then, I went straight towards the kitchen to prepare my coffee. Suddenly, in the silence of it all, I hear a faint high pitch voice that says.. " Steve, help me ! " At first I ignored it, but then a few seconds later, there it was again.. " Steve, help me ! ". At that point I was begining to freak out. Was I hearing voices in my head ? Or maybe it was a neighbor crying out for help ? At that point I had no clue.I poured myself a cup of coffee, went to my den to read the newspaper, when out of nowhere again that faint high pitch voice.. " Steve, help me ! " Frustrated I got up and started to look around. When suddenly on top of my desk to my wonder I spot a lone fly with a human head.
It looks up at me and says.. " Steve, help me ! " Without hesitation I roll the newspaper up and smash the fly dead.
A devilish smile comes over my face as I shook my head in dismay. Dumb fly, he should of known by now that my name was not Steve.
01-12-2015, 08:31 AM
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Re: Steve, help me !
Originally Posted by Patsy
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No - just a vivid imagination 
01-12-2015, 10:14 AM
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Re: Steve, help me !
Originally Posted by ruthio
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You're weird
01-12-2015, 10:17 AM
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Re: Steve, help me !
Originally Posted by Patsy
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No - just a vivid imagination
01-12-2015, 10:21 AM
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Re: Steve, help me !
Originally Posted by Docholliday
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Yew bee aye roit larf yew bee 😀
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