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25-11-2015, 08:21 PM
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Clumsy me!

On getting home from the High Street I tried to jam in a sandwich in the fridge. No, what happened was the opened can of cream soda jumped off the fridge shelf and drained onto the kitchen carpet. Out came a J cloth and 1001 carpet cleaner.

Closely followed by a piece of pork pie with egg. This had to be rinsed before I could eat it with my salad, for supper.

Then, a short while ago I got out the bag of fresh popcorn, bought down the High Street, to put some of it in a separate bag for taking out tomorrow. The bag dropped from my grasp and yes, the entire lot fell out onto the rug by my chair. A good 5 minutes or so picking it all up, to be chucked in the bin.

Arghhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
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25-11-2015, 09:09 PM
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Lol... shouldn't laugh really cos I have similar days !! I'm always trying to take short cuts, forcing things in cupboards or trying to get something that's just not within reach so I just lurch forward and, oops, knock it flying !!
Tomorrow may be a better day...
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25-11-2015, 09:51 PM
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Oh dear Jazzi
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25-11-2015, 10:38 PM
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Didn't the pie go soggy?
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25-11-2015, 10:52 PM
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One of the benefits of having a labrador is nothing is on the floor long enough for me to have to clean it up
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25-11-2015, 11:13 PM
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Sounds like a normal day in the life of this klutz !
You name it, I've gotten myself into it. Falling down stairs, falling up stairs, slipping, bumping into things, banging head on shower faucets, dropping things, spilling things, etc.

I should come with a warning !
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26-11-2015, 12:58 AM
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Originally Posted by Julie1962 ->
One of the benefits of having a labrador is nothing is on the floor long enough for me to have to clean it up
Julie, My Labrador is just the same, a piggy for food! Between her and my hens, no food goes to waste!
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26-11-2015, 09:05 AM
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No, actually, the pie was ok.

Couldn't believe it when the popcorn decided to make a bid for freedom too. Was so looking forward to munching on some during the day, as it was nice and fresh.

Oh well. One of them days...
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26-11-2015, 09:44 AM
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Aw poor Jazzi - no popcorn to munch on.
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26-11-2015, 09:51 AM
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Originally Posted by JUSTAGALFROMBKLYN ->
Sounds like a normal day in the life of this klutz !
You name it, I've gotten myself into it. Falling down stairs, falling up stairs, slipping, bumping into things, banging head on shower faucets, dropping things, spilling things, etc.

I should come with a warning !

I think perhaps it's a symptom of advancing years ... it certainly is in my case

 
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