18-11-2015, 11:27 AM
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Poltergeist ???
I woke up this morning to find two toilet rolls had mysteriously unrolled themselves all over the floor in the loo, the telephone had leapt from it's docking/charging station and crawled halfway down the hall, half a dozen DVDs were having a meeting beside the front door and a box of six eggs had become suicidal in the night, thrown themselves across the kitchen and were oozing their way down the wall!!Naturally I consulted the cats, who knew nothing whatever about any of it - they suggested calling in an exorcist !
18-11-2015, 11:39 AM
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Re: Poltergeist ???
They're trying for World domination these cats! Mine throw everything off the bedside cabinet and jump on me, soaking wet after crashing through the bedroom window, I wake up with one of them looming over me licking her lips!I believe they hold meetings at night in the fields and plot!
They've already hypnotised me into feeding them every time I go into the kitchen, they've convinced me I fed different cats earlier!
It's mind control, beware!
18-11-2015, 04:49 PM
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Re: Poltergeist ???
Originally Posted by toffee
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... but i dont think cats can hold eggs' lol ...
Rascals!!
18-11-2015, 04:54 PM
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Re: Poltergeist ???
Originally Posted by TessA
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One of mine used to sit on top of the wardrobe and meow at the ceiling! Now that's disturbing!
18-11-2015, 06:36 PM
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Re: Poltergeist ???
Originally Posted by Silver Tabby
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I have one that does that - but only when I have visitors. He sits in the middle of the floor, staring at the ceiling - until he has everyone looking up - then he sighs disdainfully and walks off!
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