How to write good
1. Always avoid alliteration.
2. Prepositions are not words to end sentences with.
3. Avoid clichés like the plague. They're old hat.
4. Comparisons are as bad as clichés.
5. Be more or less specific.
6. Writers would never generalise.
Seven. Be consistent.
8. Don't be redundant; don't use more words than necessary; it's superfluous.
9. Who needs rhetorical questions?
10. Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement.