13-11-2015, 10:37 AM
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Mission Impossible
Life can be pretty unpredictable at times and has a tendency to pitch us a curve ball when least expected. Allow me to explain..I was at the mall the other day having a coffee and a donut at the food court when suddenly, my stomach begins to rumble and I felt a very strong cramp. I look across the hall and spot the restroom. I immediately walk in and quickly take a seat in the nearest stall and allow nature to take over. As I sit there I look to my left and spot a brown manila envelope leaning up against the bathroom wall. Curiousity gets the best of me. So I reach over, open the envelope and to my surprise, I pull out a very old style tape recorder. For whatever reason I pressed the PLAY button and very mysterious male voice comes on and says..
" Good morning, Mr. Phelps. Your mission if you so accept... of course our secretary will disavow any knowledge of your actions and this recording will self destruct in 5 seconds."
As the stall began to fill itself with white smoke, I looked to my right and suddenly realized I was out of toilet paper...:
13-11-2015, 03:19 PM
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Re: Mission Impossible
Originally Posted by eyes_of_a_painter
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Indeed the manila envelope came handy. As the saying goes.. " God may close a door, but always opens a window."
ive been there.
13-11-2015, 10:41 PM
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Re: Mission Impossible
Originally Posted by eyes_of_a_painter
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Life can be pretty unpredictable at times and has a tendency to pitch us a curve ball when least expected. Allow me to explain..I was at the mall the other day having a coffee and a donut at the food court when suddenly, my stomach begins to rumble and I felt a very strong cramp. I look across the hall and spot the restroom. I immediately walk in and quickly take a seat in the nearest stall and allow nature to take over. As I sit there I look to my left and spot a brown manila envelope leaning up against the bathroom wall. Curiousity gets the best of me. So I reach over, open the envelope and to my surprise, I pull out a very old style tape recorder. For whatever reason I pressed the PLAY button and very mysterious male voice comes on and says..
" Good morning, Mr. Phelps. Your mission if you so accept... of course our secretary will disavow any knowledge of your actions and this recording will self destruct in 5 seconds."
As the stall began to fill itself with white smoke, I looked to my right and suddenly realized I was out of toilet paper...:
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