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04-11-2015, 08:54 AM
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Sunburn

A man passed out on the beach for four hours, and got a horrible sunburn,

specifically to the front of his legs above his knees.

He went to the hospital, and was promptly admitted after being diagnosed with second-degree burns.

With his skin already starting to blister, and the severe pain he was in, the doctor prescribed continuous intravenous feeding with saline, electrolytes, a sedative, and a Viagra pill every four

hours.

The nurse, who was rather astounded, asked, 'What good will Viagra

do for him, Doctor?' The Doctor replied, 'It won't do anything for his condition, but it'll keep the sheets off his legs.'
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04-11-2015, 07:40 PM
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Re: Sunburn

Why did i know the answer to that.. lol
 



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