Signs

Sign over a Gynaecologist's Office:

'Dr. Jones, at your cervix.'

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In a Podiatrist's/Chiropodist's office:

'Time wounds all heels.'

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On a Septic Tank Truck:

Yesterday's Meals on Wheels

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On a Plumber's truck:

'We repair what your husband fixed.'

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On another Plumber's truck:

'Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.'

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On a Church's Billboard:

'7 days without God makes one weak.'

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At a Tyre Store

'Invite us to your next blowout.'

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On an Electrician's truck:

'Let us remove your shorts.'

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In a Non-smoking Area:

'If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.'

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On a Maternity Room door:

'Push. Push. Push.'

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At an Optician's Wall:

'If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.'

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On a Taxidermist's window:

'We really know our stuff.'

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On a Fence:

'Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!'

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At a Car Showroom:

'The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.'

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Outside a Car Exhaust Store:

'No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.'

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In a Vets waiting room:

'Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!'

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In a Restaurant window:

'Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.'

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In the front window of an Undertakers

'Drive carefully. We'll wait.'

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And don't forget the sign at a

RADIATOR SHOP:

'Best place in town to take a leak.'

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Sign on the back of yet another

Septic Tank Truck:

'Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises'



I like the dog one, I think I might use it,second thoughts it might be admitting to something if the dogs run out.

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If only one had a camera??--Back in 1980 I was living in a room in Birmingham.

I went out to the bus stop and this `lady of the night` was standing under an estate agents` sign.

Yes-you guessed

For Sale

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And from my days in Leeds

Ebb and Flo--female plumbers

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Love them, especially the for sale one.

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love em all.

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Love them all

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Another one;

This time from an office/building in Sheffield.

`For disabled access please ring the bell`. I did point out that the bell was up a small flight of steps.

A civil servant with a PhD in psychology spots these things you know

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Just loved them

Here's a few more;

"All fire extinguishers must be examined at least five days before any fire." (Hotel in London)

"In case of fire, please stuff a towel under the door and expose yourself at the window." (Hotel in Finland)

"We serve five o'clock tea at all hours." (Café in France)

"Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty." (Zoo in Hungary)

"Children found straying will be taken to the lion house." (Zoo in Japan)

"Our toilets are closed, in the meantime use platform 6." (English railroad station)

"Quicksand. Any person passing this point will be drowned. By order of the District Council." (Warning sign, England)

"The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges." (England)

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I love the one about the kids.

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very funny-loved them all........