Big bloomers!
I saw this in yesterdays paper, written by a female journalist, and it made me smile.
Here goes:
"Best news of the week - John Lewis says big pants are back.
Hallelujah!! No more nasty little thongs that vanish up your noonie. No more hipsters clinging to your belly's underbelly. And no more drafty, flappy cami knickers. Just plain old Bridget Jones cotton pants with enough wiggle room for a few extra pounds. What more do you want from a pair of knickers?"
Who agrees?