Aussie humour

Two Australians were sitting around talking one afternoon over a cold beer.

After a while the first Australian says to the second,"If I was to sneak over to your house and make love to your wife
while you was off fishing, and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us related?"

The second Australian crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head, and squinted his eyes, thinking
real hard about the question.

Finally, he says, "Well, I don't know about related, but -------- I reckon it'd make us even.

Re: Aussie humour

Brilliant!