Little Johnny again
A teacher asks her class:
Now children, who can tell me the name of Robin Hoods girlfriend?
To her horror, little Johnny was first again to put his hand up, and immediately says "Trudy Glen, Miss".
"No, Little Johnny" says the teacher.."it was Maid Marian".
Little Johnny immediately responded, "so why Miss does the song go: Robin Hood, Robin Hood, riding Trudy Glen?".