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24-09-2015, 11:24 PM
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What is it with these men?

I can't make up my mind whether these men are sick, or so weird it's humorous, see what you think:

1. In the newspaper today it said there was a man from Scotland who was arrested for trying to have sex with a bicycle!

2. An American, Edward Smith, reckons he's had sex with over 700 cars!!

3. A chap from Cheshire tried to make love with a Tesco Value Lasagne when it was straight out of the microwave.
He spent the next two days in hospital with burns to his you-know-what!!!

Well I don't quite know what to say, except to the last one, and that is - 'serves you right matey!'
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24-09-2015, 11:37 PM
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Re: What is it with these men?

Do you want a list of things women try to hump?
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24-09-2015, 11:38 PM
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Originally Posted by dukeofearl ->
Do you want a list of things women try to hump?

No. Why would I?
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24-09-2015, 11:43 PM
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OMG Mups!! Where did you get this information from?

Is it a joke you're playing?
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24-09-2015, 11:44 PM
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Originally Posted by carol ->
OMG Mups!! Where did you get this information from?

Is it a joke you're playing?


NO. Honestly Carol, I saw it in a newspaper today.
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24-09-2015, 11:47 PM
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Haha...that is hilarious!
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25-09-2015, 12:20 AM
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Re: What is it with these men?

as long as they don't want to "do it" with me let them get on with it !!!!
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25-09-2015, 01:06 AM
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Re: What is it with these men?

Goodness, I know some gentlemen really really love their wheels but that's a bit out there.
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25-09-2015, 01:08 AM
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Originally Posted by opheila ->
Goodness, I know some gentlemen really really love their wheels but that's a bit out there.

Apparently one man said it was 'the smoothness of the metal' that turned him on.
Each to their own perhaps. . .
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25-09-2015, 06:29 AM
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Re: What is it with these men?

Best thing you can do to a ready made lasagne IMO - they're vile. On the plus side, none of the objects of desire can produce an unwanted kid, so no harm done eh?
 
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