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29-08-2015, 06:52 PM
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Double entendre

Well I think that is correct.

I let my lady borrow my lawn mower,she rang a few minutes ago to say I cannot get it going and the starter cord has gone in.

Relax,pull it gently and squeeze the dead man`s handle

Oh yes it is going now.
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Re: Double entendre

A blonde asked a barman for a double entendre
So he gave her one
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Re: Double entendre

Originally Posted by dinahsmum ->
A blonde asked a barman for a double entendre
So he gave her one
With ice?
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Re: Double entendre

My missus won’t let me near her lawn mower OG, so I honestly wouldn’t know how to start it up, I don’t even know what a dead mans handle is.
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The dead man`s handle?-that has to be pulled before the engine starts
 

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