Poor Turkeys

They are born with a 'turkey neck'
At least we have a good few years without one

I'm doing me best to prevent it by making faces at meself in the mirror

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Lol I am not sure that is the worst worry they have especially near Christmas

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I know, poor things .................

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Nextdoor neighbour just hatched his ready for fattening up! I hear them every year gobbling away and know that when it goes quiet...it's like silence of the lambs!

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Oooer

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I haven't got the Turkey's neck yet, but if it's inevitable that I will, then I'll drill a few holes in it and hang drop earrings out, wouldn't that be unique and good for the jewellery trade as well.

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I'm sorry to tell you this but I am not sure that would be unique people are already getting nape of neck piercings

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When we went to The Circus of Horrors last year there was a man with a baggy turkey neck, he pushed a skewer through it and my daughter won't on stage to pull it out! Not quite as entertaining as the dwarf with a kilt and the vacuum cleaner act but nearly!

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I just gotta hear about the dwarf with the kilt and the vacuum cleaner Twiz, if it’s anything like the Bishop with the melon and the chandelier I’ll be doubled up laughing.

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I looked in the mirror this morning and thought---stuff it--have more sausages