Loves First Tiff.

Three weeks after her wedding day, Joanna phoned her Vicar.

"Vicar," she wailed, "John and I had a DREADFUL fight!"

"Calm down, my child," said the Vicar, "it's not half as bad as you think,

every marriage has to have its first fight!"

"I know, I know!" said Joanna.

"But what am I going to do with the BODY?"