28-07-2015, 08:01 AM
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Was I.....?
The three little old ladies lived in the same house together and one day one of the little old ladies was about to have a bath. She had one foot on the bathmat and one foot in the bath. Suddenly she thought to herself."Was I getting into the bath or getting out of the bath?"
So she calls down to the second little old lady, who was climbing the stairs at the time, to remind her what she was doing.
"Honestly", said the second little old lady, "Your memory is getting really bad!" The second little old lady looks around, perplexed, for a moment and thinks...
"Was I going upstairs or downstairs?"
She calls down to the third little old lady to ask for her assistance in this matter. The third little old lady shakes her head and says "You really should see a doctor about that memory problem" then she thinks to herself "I'm sure glad I still have my faculties intact... knock on wood"...
(KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK)
"Hmmm... was that the front door or the backdoor?"
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