Red Riding Hood.

Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods,and saw the Big Bad Wolf hiding in the grass.

She said,"Oh my,what big ear's you have".

The Wolf replies,"All the better to hear you with",and runs away.

Then she sees him hiding behind a tree,and says,"Oh my,what big eyes you have".

Wolf replies,"All the better to see you with",then runs away again.

Then she sees him hiding behind a big boulder,and says,"Oh my,what big teeth you have".

Wolf replies,"Will you go away,i'm trying to have a pooh".

Re: Red Riding Hood.

Nice one