Old folk's home.
Sam and Bob live in a retirement home.One day they are sitting in the lounge. Sam turn's to Bob and say's," Bob,i'm ninety
years old,and i'm full of of aches and pains,you are my age,how do you feel"?
Bob replies,"I feel like a newborn Baby".
"Really", says Sam!
"Yes,replies Bob,I have no teeth,no hair,and I think I just wet myself"!