You Know You're Getting Old When . .

I'm sure this has been done before but it's fun.

Now I know that I'm getting older because my hairdresser called me dear and pet

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I noticed it first when I thought the politicians were getting younger, politicians were always doddery old gits in my eyes, they weren’t getting younger, I was getting older and it took me a bit to cop on to meself.

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I keep forgetting things.

Erm, what was the question again?

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Your Boobs are on your Belly...

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How do you know? Speak for yourself missus.

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"I'm suffering from furniture disease, my chest is falling into my drawers!" saw that on a birthday card!

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I just guessed and it was the first thing i could think of

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It's catching!

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When your doctor looks your kid's age, does not inspire confidence...

When you're going after your spouse telling them they might look rather attractive in glasses, rather than having to read even road signs to them.

When the average phone now is a bit bigger than a credit card and you still miss your old phone the size of a cracker jack box. Well at least you could see it more clearly...

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...............you grunt when getting up from your chair.