16-06-2015, 09:02 AM
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Husbands, eh?
A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman“Which book has helped you most in your life?”
The woman replied “My husband’s cheque book!!”
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A prospective husband in a book store “Do you have a book called, ‘Husband – the Master of the House"?
Sales Girl : “Sir, Fiction and Comics are on the 1st floor!”.
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Someone asked an old man : “Even after 70 years, you still call your wife – Darling, Honey, Luv. What’s the secret ?
Old man: I forgot her name 10 years ago and I’m scared to ask her.
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A man in Hell asked Devil : "Can I make a call to my Wife?"
After making call he asked how much to pay.
Devil : "Nothing. Hell to hell is Free.”
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Wife : "I wish I was a newspaper. So I’d be in your hands all day."
Husband :" I too wish that you were a newspaper. So I could have a new one every day!”
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Husband to wife – "Today is a fine day".
Next day he says :" Today is a fine day".
Again next day, he says same thing – "Today is a fine day".
Finally after a week, the wife can’t take it any more and asks her husband – "For the last week, you have said “Today is a fine day’. I am fed up. What’s the matter?"
Husband : "Last week when we had an argument, you said, “I will leave you one fine day.” I was just trying to remind you.!!!"
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