Re: Hospital gowns
Having worn hospital gowns numerous times, I did get the hang of them. The first thing to do is tie the bows up before putting it on, then pull it over your head. I never did get the hang of tying bows behind me.
The second thing is that they aren't really designed for wandering around in without a dressing gown being worn as well. With that done, the hospital gown covers you at the front and the dressing gown covers you at the back. Then they aren't undignified.
I have seen people wandering around with the hospital gowns tied at the front, thus showing worse than their rear to the world. What with that and/or peoples backsides being on view, I think the new gowns will be welcomed. Certainly by the 'bows at the front' people and also the spectators who glance up from their magazine and catch the view of a front or rear bottom.
It doesn't half make you return to the pages of the magazine very quickly.