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I made my girlfriend's dreams come true and married her in a castle. You wouldn’t have thought it though from the miserable look on her face as we were bouncing around!
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After seducing Kylie Minogue yesterday I think there are two things you all need to know. Firstly she really is as sexy as hell, and secondly the staff at Madam Tussauds are miserable bastards with no sense of humour !!
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Tom thought his new girlfriend might be The One, but after looking through her knicker drawer and finding a nurse's outfit, a French maids outfit, and a police woman's uniform, he finally decided if she can't hold down a job, she's not for him.
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I got sacked from my job as a bingo caller the other day. Apparently, 'A meal for two with a terrible view' isn't the best way to announce number 69.
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Dick is doing some roofing work for Harry. He nears the top of the ladder and starts shaking and going dizzy. He calls down to Harry and says: "I think I will 'ave to go home, I've come all over giddy and feel sick."
Harry asks: "Ave yer got vertigo?"
Dick replies: "No I only live round the corner.
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After 100 years lying on the sea bed, Irish divers were amazed to find that the Titanic's swimming pool was still full.

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I got a giddy on too at the last joke

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I think this has already been posted recently.

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First time I've seen it! But then I tend not to chance the funny stuff, but, those are good!

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Deb' was so funny ...;;;;

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Last one was best