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02-02-2010, 10:32 PM
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Yet another blond joke

An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl, biker bar, by mistake.

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, do you want to hear a blonde joke?

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says: 'Before you tell that joke, cowboy,

I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2.. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter..

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

'Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still want to tell that joke?

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'
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03-02-2010, 12:22 AM
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Re: Yet another blond joke

Young blonde girl goes to the docs for a check up, . . the doc's sounding her chest with a stethoscope and says, . . " big breath please ".


She replies, . . . . . . . . " yeth, and I'm only thickthteen ".
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03-02-2010, 11:00 AM
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Re: Yet another blond joke

Don't laugh you don't have to be blond to be stupid. My doctor didn't say please just Big Breaths!!!! and I thought and my mum thought he was being rude and I was only 12.
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03-02-2010, 11:10 AM
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'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'

I shouldn`t laugh-will a wry smile do??
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Certainly go ahead a wry smile will do nicely.
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Originally Posted by Old git ->
'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'

I shouldn`t laugh-will a wry smile do??
A Scotch and Wry smile will be better OG.
 



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