20-04-2015, 07:35 AM
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Saucey but nice.
1/ Now on sale at IKEA - LESBIAN beds, no nuts or screwing involved, it's all tongue and groove...2/ A Muslim has been shot in the head with a starting pistol; police say it's definitely race related...
3/ Due to a water shortage in Ireland, Dublin swimming baths have announced they are closing lanes 7 and 8....
4/ Paddy thought his new girlfriend might be the one, but after looking through her knickers drawer and finding a nurse's outfit, a French maids outfit, and a police woman’s uniform, he finally decided if she can't hold down a job, she's not for him.
5/ I got sacked from my job as a bingo caller the other day apparently, 'A meal for two with a terrible view' isn't the best way to announce number 69.
6/ Paddy is doing some roofing work for Murphy. He nears the top of the ladder and starts shaking and going dizzy. He calls down to Murphy and says "I tink I will 'ave to go home, I've come all over giddy and feel sick." Murphy asks "Ave yer got vertigo?" Paddy replies "No I only live round the corner."
7/ After 100 years lying on the sea bed, Irish divers were amazed to find that the Titanic’s swimming. pool was still full
20-04-2015, 03:17 PM
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Re: Saucey but nice.
Originally Posted by longfellow
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I dazzle them all with my halo Sue.
They know I am an angel really..
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