30-03-2015, 06:22 AM
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A couple of funnies.
One new, one old...............................
Wee Billy frae Glesgie tried his utmost to look coool !
His friend told him that he needed a pair of good designer trainers to go with his shell suit.
Billy saved up all his Giros and all the money he got back from returning his empty Ginger bottles
and finally managed to get himself a pair of brilliant white trainers to go with his shell suit.
Strutting down the street, Billy called out to all the passers by:
"Checked oot ma new trainers pal? Stonkin, eh?"
One fine upstanding gentleman pointed out that while they were indeed a fine pair of trainers,
was young Billy aware that:
"Ye've no' done up the laces on wan o' them, ya daftie !"
Billy scornfully retorted that it was part of being cool to have a trailing lace on one trainer
and that on the sole of the trainer there were instructions for the wearer to do so.
When asked for proof of this instruction, Billy took off his trainer and held it upside down for the disbeliever to read.
"There y'are!
Clear as day...... it says...... Taiwan !!!!!"
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Longest Nerve In The Body
Did you know that in the human body there is a nerve that connects the eyeball to the anus?
It's called the Optirectal Nerve, and it is responsible for giving people a shitty outlook on life.
If you don't believe it, pull a hair from your ass and see if it doesn't bring a tear to your eyes.
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