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29-03-2015, 08:02 AM
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Farting

I had a curry last night, as a result I have been rather fragrant this morning. The wife has been complaining about this and has opened the French Doors to let some fresh air in, so I sang too her "I beg your pardon, I never promised you a Rose Garden".
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29-03-2015, 08:59 AM
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Re: Farting

Farting is a perfectly natural thing to do but you are expected to go two miles away from home to release those gases !
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29-03-2015, 09:23 AM
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Re: Farting

Oh dear spitty that's not nice, curries are very pungent and like Alan say's you should go two miles away from home
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Re: Farting

Originally Posted by spitfire ->
I had a curry last night, as a result I have been rather fragrant this morning. The wife has been complaining about this and has opened the French Doors to let some fresh air in, so I sang too her "I beg your pardon, I never promised you a Rose Garden".
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