23-03-2015, 09:42 AM
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The genie
A man is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand.He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub.
A genie appears and tells him he has been granted one wish.
The man thinks for a moment and says, "I want to live forever."
"Sorry," said the genie, "I'm not allowed to grant eternal life."
"OK, then, I want to die after a Labour government balances the budget and eliminates the debt.
"You crafty little bastard," said the genie.
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