Just a tap on the shoulder

A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and gently tapped him on the shoulder to get his attention.

The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window.

For a few moments everything was silent in the cab. Then, the still shaking driver said, 'Are you OK? I'm so sorry, but you scared the daylights out of me.'

The badly shaken passenger apologized to the driver and said he didn't realize that a mere tap on the shoulder would startle the driver so badly.

The driver replied, 'No, no, I'm the one who is sorry, it's entirely my fault. Today is my very first day driving a cab . . . . . . . . . ..
I've been driving a hearse for the past 25 years.

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Good aye? I really like that one.

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It's like the drunk driver who was stopped by the cop, . . he gets out and offers the policeman a swig from his bottle, . . the policeman declines and says he's on duty, . . the guy says . . "it's OK it's duty free".

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Good aye? I really like that one


yes-I liked that one

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well done nero, they say all the best comedians come from Scotland.

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they say all the best comedians come from Scotland

See you hen-wearing a bloody kilt is nae laughing matter-frezing cold round the balls in winter so it is and midgies pestering them like a wife on heat in the summer

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You make the mind boggle OG

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I think you will like his music.