Snail story

there was one winter when a snail banged his shell on a back door as if knocking.
The man answered the door and saw the snail there.
The snail said " can I come in for a couple of minutes just to warm up?"
The guy said "NO" and kicked the snail right down to the bottom of his very long garden.

Next winter the snail again knocked on the door and when the man answered

the snail said "What did you do that for?"

Re: Snail story

Because I am trying to impress the wife and I can`t be having you hurry me

Re: Snail story

No it took the snail a year to get to the back door again to ask why