Blind Man

Three nuns in church on a hot day decide to remove their robes because of the heat. Not an unusual habit on a hot day. So about a half hour later, the door bell rings while their robes are slumped over pews clear across the huge chapel.

They ask who it is. "The blind man," a voice replies.

The three nuns decide to simply open the door because the man is blind. He walks in, looks at the nuns and says, "Nice boobs! Where do you want me to install these blinds?"

Re: Blind Man

This is the joke that Dawn French said on the Vicar of Dibley at the end of the programme... It was very funny at the time