A tall story

Did we have a thread once, where you can only add one sentence and gradually, by combined efforts, compose a story?
If not, can we try it and see what happens? Here we go:



"I stood at the window watching the trees blowing in the wind, when suddenly there was a knock at the door . . . . . . . .


Care to add your bit?

Re: A tall story

The knock grew louder and suspenseful - hold yer horses says I - I'm doing me best ........
I've got me stick caught up in me vest !

Re: A tall story

I can't stop laughing now, so I'll have to do a bit later! Patsy! You are one funny lady!

Re: A tall story

(luv it Patsy).
I untangled me stick, tripped over the dog's bone, swore, and eventually got to the door, but . . . .

Re: A tall story

... it was three Jehovah's Witness, "You look like you need salvation!" one exclaimed...

Re: A tall story

The maid entered and ,with respect,added Madam I dress you for dinner.............

Re: A tall story

It was a toff asking for Rum

Re: A tall story

OMG, I've not laughed so much for ages!

Re: A tall story

I only have rum punch, so I punched the bloke, the maid and the JW's and sat down to continue watching Emmerdale.

Re: A tall story

Sir Giles`s son was ruined -it was the rum and the slave girls