Secrets of a long happy marriage

An old woman was sipping a glass of wine, while sitting on the patio with her husband, and she says -

"I love you so much, I don't know how I could ever live without you."

Her husband asks - "Is that you, or the wine talking?"

She replies - "It's me . . . . talking to the wine."

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Oh yes the wine certainly helps when the whine gets too much!

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I thought I was going to learn something there.
Then I realised I think the same thing and wine is
my little pleasure and all you do is open the top and
drink it. Much better than having to cook for it.