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13-02-2015, 05:37 PM
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Haemorrhoids

If I sit too long on ice, will I get polaroids?
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13-02-2015, 05:59 PM
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Re: Haemorrhoids

Your on a roll...
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13-02-2015, 06:46 PM
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Re: Haemorrhoids

Why are you sitting on ice?
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13-02-2015, 07:19 PM
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Re: Haemorrhoids

Originally Posted by alice76 ->
If I sit too long on ice, will I get polaroids?
Probably not but your bum will go numb and a funny colour

Photographs please
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13-02-2015, 07:27 PM
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Re: Haemorrhoids

Originally Posted by Rachel ->
Probably not but your bum will go numb and a funny colour

Photographs please
Yeah .
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13-02-2015, 07:29 PM
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Re: Haemorrhoids

and we promise not to larf






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13-02-2015, 08:01 PM
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Re: Haemorrhoids

Ahh the unmentionables, you cross the road when you see them fellas coming.
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14-02-2015, 02:58 PM
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Re: Haemorrhoids

Yea, a corrupt Banker sat for a while on a block of ice, he got his Assets Frozen.
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14-02-2015, 04:09 PM
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Re: Haemorrhoids

You'll get "THE PIP" my Mum used to say that if you sit on cold damp ground, never did it so never found out what the dreaded pip was!
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Re: Haemorrhoids

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Yea, a corrupt Banker sat for a while on a block of ice, he got his Assets Frozen.
And he lost all interest.
 

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